Big Top’s Cosmic Boulder Bash Recap

Big Top’s Cosmic Boulder Bash Recap

  • Posted by kaleigh
  • On February 27, 2018
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BREAKING NEWS: BIG TOP’S STRUCK EARTH ON FRIDAY FEB 23RD

SEE THE DAMAGE AND HEAR THE POV OF A SURVIVOR!

“Big Top’s Cosmic Boulder Bash had landed in Ogden a few hours before I happened upon the damage, but the fire was still burning like a comet had collided with the sun. Except, the sun was dark, the moon was dark, the stars were dark! The only light came from Big Top’s – glowing neon colors, the like of which I had never seen, radiated through the wreckage. Bravely, I wandered through the debris and into the remnants of the iconic Ogden structure that once was The Front Climbing Club.

As my eyes adjusted to the bright dancing colors against the cosmic darkness, into focus came a reality of which I had only dreamed – alien creatures had landed on Earth! They stirred wildly everywhere I turned; it seemed as if they were coming from the walls themselves! Their faces, their eyes, their bodies, painted for war and echoing the neon liveliness of their Mother Ship.

The aliens danced and glowed and celebrated their success with libations – sweet, swirly cotton-like candy, ice cold potions that made them… enthusiastic. And the most memorable of all – heavenly-wrapped meat on a stick that I can only describe as the Best Corndog in the World!

I disappeared into the fog that night and danced on the walls of the Mother Ship in celebration of my discovery. As dawn struck I opened my eyes, standing in the middle of 20th street, and staring at what once was. Big Top’s had ascended back into the universe, leaving no evidence of its voyage but leaving a promise – They will be back.”